![]() 08/30/2020 at 19:52 • Filed to: Why do even put away my tree? | ![]() | ![]() |
This scene greeted me at Sam’s Club today. Feel free to caption.
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At lease they are only on Hall oween around here.
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I’m likely going to be putting a toque on tonight when walking the dog, so they’re not far off.
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Don’t blink.
Also, my daughter and I have been planning the Halloween display for two months now.
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Is Sammi old enough to pull a sled yet?
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She likes to pull me when running, so maybe!
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She likes to pull me when running, so maybe!
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Nobody has better algorithms for programming this stuff than those supposed laggards in Bentonville...
It looks silly but they usually know what they are doing.
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Sam’s club isn’t the only one thinking about life after the election.
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Especially this year? Oh, boy, aren’t we ALL wishing to flip the calendar forward to the end of year stuff.
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Ho ho ho. We went to Costco today, and while there was a smattering of Christmas stuff, we weren’t full-on 15-foot prelighted Christmas trees.
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Get one of those plastic sleds or for the time being a skate board and see how far she’s willing to pull. You know, for science.
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Homedepot had a 15’ skeleton for $100 something. Not many lawn mowers though.
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I know you’re right, but still.
Also, screw algorithms. Have you ever been to Bronner’s in Frankenmuth , MI?
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Ha! Good caption! But to whom will Santa be delivering at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. this year?
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Thing is, people say that every year. Carpe diem! because tomorrow may suck worse.
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Maybe I need to start shopping at Costco then.
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Fifteen feet ? Nice. We are up to three anatomically correct skeletons now, and a flotilla of plastic ones. My wife put her foot down after buying Phineas last year, no more.
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No, no I have not.
I’d tell you a story about Old Navy in Kahului, Maui sometime but it reveals perhaps a bit too much personal information. Suffice it to say that the “corporate programming” can go a little overboard sometimes when it comes to inventory management.
If the intercom in Sam’s Club is playing Jingle Bells non-stop? Yeah, I’d draw the line there.
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nope nope nope. Too early!
I am strictly no Christmas until after Halloween.
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Considering Inauguration Day isn’t until January, the only question is whether our beloved president might step down or be forced out through other means by then.
Or whether Santa would bother with anyone in that hellhole this year.
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[ Bah h umbuggery intensifies]
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No jingle bells yet.
Old Navy? Well, I won’t judge.
Google Bronner’s. It’s a wild place to visit.
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I am no Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
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Your disloyalty has been logged and processed. The Secret Service is on its way.
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Gotta test out the lights and plan ;)
Just ran electricity to the shed earlier this year, thinking of putting up some lights on the roof... ahh look I am already planning. *slaps self
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If it involves home mods, you get a dispensation.
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Holy cow!
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Ok, so I’m wrong.. 12’ and 3 $100’s.
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Since Halloween and has been cancelled for 2020, this is maybe the one year I’m not too mad about skipping to Christmas, they’ve got to put something in their seasonal flex space.
Thanksgiving’s harder to commercialize, and may have to be cancelled as well. Or, “ postponed to November 2021" , in the current vernacular.
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Even in December, I’d still have contempt for fake trees...
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My family used to go to Frankenmuth once or twice a year. To aid the addiction my mom had outlets installed in the eaves of the house to make running the Christmas lights easier.
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I recommend adding a GoPro and a buddy ready to call an ambulance.
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Book marking that.
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Halloween is not cancelled. Not while I’m alive.
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Harsh.
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You joke, but those shitheaps are one step ahead:
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Ooo, good idea!
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At least it will give people something to look forward to? At least those who can spend.
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If they were one step ahead, we wouldn’t have heard about it.
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This is cap italist country. We don’t care about those who can’t anyway.
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Her decorating methodology the first year in the new house was keep adding more strands till a breaker tripped, remove one strand, move to the next circuit, and repeat.
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I don’t know if we have the choice, pretty sure my city is banning trick or treating this year to enforce social distancing. Of course, nothing improves police/community relations better than ordering the police to spend the evening driving around stopping children from getting candy.
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Jesus fucking christ it not even September yet.
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Just tell your wife, not to get you anything for Christmas.
The best gifts you get are the ones you get yourself.
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I see no problem with this.
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Well I am doing my display. The holiday will be celebrated.
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You noticed.
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Already lobbying.
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I guess months just pass, now.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Me either. I’m only sad that I don’t have the outside plugs to continue the tradition.
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It is! But some traditions get baked in pretty deep.
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*yet
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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Unacceptable!
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I have never had a real tree. Sounds like a huge PITA to me.
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ugh
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Certainly more work than fake. But better!
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It’s probably a good thing that I don't have a death star at my disposal.
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Meh, don't care.
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In conceivable!
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You and me both.
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I hate that stuff, by the time Christmas comes Along you are totally Christmassed out.
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you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It is retail. They have been hammered this year by lock-downs and people leaving cities... do you honestly put any gimmick to try and sell stuff past them?
Including setting up for Christmas in August?
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People will sell anything that other people will buy. But I get to make fun of them if they do.
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The all-Christmas music stations started last year I think the earliest before Christmas that I have ever witnessed.
The older I get, the more I focus on Advent and the spiritual journey toward Christmas. For the secular part, my family holds to the childhood traditions to keep the timing right for us and as a shield against the early start mania.
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Oh, yes... the ridicule is well placed, no doubt.
But it is just not all that surprising that they do this sort of stuff anymore.
August is a bit early, though... Welcome back to school, kids, say hello to Santa Claus from a socially acceptable distance and shout through your mask what you want for non-specific Holiday Season this year.
Those of you not social distancing or wearing masks are going to get lumps of coal... at best.
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Everyone’s holiday season is getting ruined.